Tuesday “News:” 90s Media I Discovered Last Week

Well, I had quite a week of 90s exploration:

1. Independence Day

For all my 90s naïveté, Independence Day is one movie I have loved since childhood and watched almost every July 4th. This year I was fortunate to join the company of two friends who had never seen it before, making the experience all the better. I was glad to see Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum save the planet from aliens again this year:

HT: Seth Putnam, Katie Stipanovich, Anthony Flora

2. The End of Seinfeld

As the credits for Independence Day began to roll, my friends and I discussed what we should do before it was dark enough for fireworks. Somehow we all decided that I must finish Seinfeld. Soon we had plowed through the remaining three episodes, and my year-long run at the greatest sitcom of all time had ended. It was bitter-sweet, the satisfaction of taking a big step toward catching up with my generation but knowing I could never watch a new episode again. In many ways, Seinfeld was the backbone of my 90s exploration, and I don’t think anything else can replace it.

The Seinfeld crew during the final days of shooting. Via huffpostTV.

        The Seinfeld crew during the final days of shooting. Via HuffpostTV.

As for the finale, I’ve heard a lot of people who were disappointed by it. In my ideal ending, the gang walks out of Jerry’s apartment to go see him perform, and he closes the door behind them. The screen fades to black, and a final scene shows a few of his jokes. However, I took no issue with how the finale actually played out. I enjoyed seeing all the minor characters give testimony in court which served something of a tribute to their work in the show.

The last lines of the show are a reference back to its first dialog. During the final scene, Jerry looks across the jail cell to George and makes a comment about the buttons on his shirt. I thought it seemed awkward but must refer to something:

Jerry: See, now, to me that button is in the worst possible spot.

George: Really?

Jerry: Oh yea! The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it. It’s too high. It’s in no man’s land.

George: Haven’t we had this conversation before?

Jerry: You think?

George: I think we have.

Jerry: Yea, maybe we have.

Jerry repeats the first line of the show almost word for word, bringing it to an end where it began:

3. National Geographic’s 90s Special

On Sunday night, National Geographic aired the first of the three part special called: The 90s: The Last Great Decade? The first episode, Great Expectations, begins with America’s involvement in the Gulf War and discusses how it, along with public obsession over celebrities like Anna Nicole Smith, and televised trials (Lorena Bobbitt/Jeffery Dahmer/Clarence Thomas) laid the groundwork for reality TV shows like The Real World. The episode also chronicled socio-political events like Bill Clinton’s rise to the presidency and the bombing of the World Trade Center, as well as Microsoft and the beginning of the internet.

“Great Expectations” covered a fair amount of pop culture from Vanilla Ice (who’s hit “Ice Ice Baby” was originally a B-side) to Rosanne. Ironically, during a segment on Nirvana, the special doesn’t play any of their music (perhaps they didn’t get the rights). While the narrator discusses “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” some unknown riff of power chords plays in the background without vocals. It was almost hilarious. Despite that fact, I thought the special was informative and well done, and I plan on watching the last two episodes before the end of the week.

Here are the videos for episodes two (“Friends and Enemies”) and three (“Politically Incorrect”) which aired Monday and Tuesday respectfully. View episode one above.

HT: Adria Lambert

4. Matthew Perry & Jennifer Aniston’s Windows 95 Instructional Video

First of all, stop for a minute and appreciate that this exists: Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston star in a bizarre sitcomish attempt at an instructional video for Windows 95. Their Microsoft adventure lasts for the first half hour before the video dips into more formal instructions for using the new software which you can safely ignore.

The video features the following gems from Jennifer:

“Look Matty, I’m computing!” 

“Taskbar? Is that anything like a Snickers bar? Does that have nougat?” 

“So you mean I can plug and play every printer in the world?” 

“Would you like a side of bacon with the egg on your face?”

And this dialog:

J: “We don’t have any CD’s or flappies.”

M: “I believe those are called floppies.”

J: “That’s what I said.”

M: “No, no, you said flappies.”

J: “I did not!”

But seriously, Windows 95 was revolutionary. Here are some of its new features we now take for granted:

-Creating file names larger than 8.3 characters.
-Plug and play installation for devices.
-Right clicking for “power user features.”
-Drag and drop file moving.
-Loading items onto the taskbar.

Do yourself a favor and carve out a half hour for this 90s gold:

Tuesday “News:” 90s Media I Discovered in the Last MONTH

Tis’ the busy season for those of us in the hospitality industry (since writing currently pays 0% of my bills), and I have been so exhausted that it takes all my energy to drink a beer while sitting down. I have not written a word since June 4th which is a travesty, sham, and a mockery. However, it does mean I have A MONTH’s worth of 90s exploration to catch you up with.

1. Seinfeld Tracker

When I last wrote, I was beginning season 9. Since then, I have watched over half the season: “The Blood,” “The Junk Mail,” “The Merv Griffin Show,” “The Slicer,” “The Betrayal,” “The Apology,” “The Strike,” “The Dealership,” “The Reverse Peephole,” “The Cartoon,” “The Strongbox,” “The Wizard,” “The Burning,” and “The Bookstore.”

It’s all too much to summarize now, but I think there are more standouts in the first half of that list than the second. In “The Merv Griffin Show,” Kramer finds the trashed set from-duh-the Merv Griffin Show and sets it up in his apartment. He hosts, and the rest of the gang appears as guests each time they enter Kramer’s apartment.

“The Betrayl” worked backwards from end of the episode Momento-style. I’m not sure why Jerry Seinfeld wanted to try that for one episode, but I thought it worked well. In “The Apology,” George never got the apology he hilariously insisted on throughout the episode:

In “The Strike,” I finally beheld the glory of Festivus, and I was in awe. With a bit of additional research, I discovered a website summarizing the Festivus traditions and another selling Festivus Poles. Here are some handy party favors for the holiday as well. All this left me in the Festivus spirit, and I have decided that I must celebrate it this year. December 23rd can’t come soon enough!

2. Simpsons Tracker

I am embarrassed to say that in the last month, I have only watched six Simpsons episodes: “Treehouse of Horror,” “Two Cars in Every Garage And Three Eyes on Every Fish,” “Dancin’ Homer,” “Dead Putting Society,” “Bart vs. Thanksgiving,” and “Bart The Daredevil.” My favorite of these was probably “Dancin’ Homer,” which is set at a baseball game for the Springfield Isotopes. Excited and fairly intoxicated, Homer dances on top of the dugout, excites the crowd, and wills the ‘topes to a win. He is subsequently hired as the team mascot and becomes known as “Dancin’ Homer.”

"For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me; they were laughing towards me!"

“For the first time in my life, people weren’t laughing at me; they were laughing towards me!”

And how about this national anthem.

3. The Cranberries

At some point last month  I listened through the first few Cranberries‘ albums: “Everybody else Is Doing it, So Why Can’t We,” “No Need to Argue,” “To The Faithful Departed,” and “When You’re Gone.” I had already seen their Unplugged session and recognized some of their hits (“Dreams,” “Linger,” “Zombie,” and “I’m Still Remembering”). The Cranberries have such a soothing sound. Probably the best song I discovered was “Free to Decide:”

Listening through these albums got me thinking about other rock bands with female lead singers that I need to check out as well: Hole, Garbage, No Doubt etc.

4. Glengarry Glen Ross

Last week I finally got back to watching 90s movies with Glengarry Glen Ross, starring Alec Baldwin, Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Kevin Spacey, and Ed Harris. The film is based on the David Mamet play, making it naturally dialogue-heavy. It follows three under-performing real estate salesmen’s attempts to generate clients using a list of bad leads. Since this film amounted to 100 minutes of intense dialogue (mostly the characters screaming and calling each other “cocksuckers”), I understand why anyone would walk away feeling like they wasted their time. However, I did appreciate the film’s attempt to deal with themes of jealousy and greed, but I probably wouldn’t see it again. Also, Alec Baldwin’s profanity-laced rant in his single scene appearance is something:

5. Clear and Present Danger

A day later, I watched Clear and Present Danger, a summer 1994 movie starring Harrison Ford, Ann Archer, Willem Defoe, and James Earl Jones. I have not read any Tom Clancy novels, and this is the first of the five Jack Ryan movie I have seen. The movie reminds us throughout that it is set in the 90s with the tv news fonts, the car phone, and the computer operating systems. I enjoyed it and would see again. Just based on the cast, you should already know what’s going to happen: stuff going to blow up, and Harrison Ford wins.

6. Spotify 90s Playlist

I opened Spotify a while ago and saw this:


I think Spotify finally figured me out. These playlists are great because they have one hit wonders that would have been difficult for me to find otherwise: 90s Pop Radio Hits, 90s Alternative Rock, 90s Jamz, and 90s Smash Hits.

7. The Discovery Channel’s 90s Special 

This Sunday night at 9 PM EST, The Discovery Channel will air part one of a documentary called “The 90s, The Last Great Decade.” The second and third parts are playing Monday and Tuesday nights respectively, also at 9 PM. The series will cover everything from arts and entertainment to news and politics, and I’m sure it will be worth a watch.


HT: Luke Helm, Linda Dennison

Tuesday “News:” 90s-Related Media I Discovered Last Week

Well, it’s Tuesday again, so we should look at where The 90s Project stands in real time:

1. Seinfeld Tracker

I watched two Seinfeld episodes last week: “The Pothole” and “The English Patient” They were both fantastic, but I think the Pothole could potentially end up in my top ten. The storyline relating to all four characters is hilarious: George’s keys fall into a pothole that gets paved over, and he spends the episode trying to find help digging them out; Elaine wants the flounder from a restaurant called China Panda and pretends to live in a janitor’s closet to be within their delivery area; Jerry is unable to kiss his girlfriend after she unknowingly uses the toothbrush he dropped in the toilet; Kramer adopts a mile of the highway after running over a sewing machine and dragging it 5 miles. I am one episode away from “The Yada Yada.”

Kramer converts the mile of his highway from four lanes into a spacious two.

Kramer converts his adopted mile of a four lane highway into “a two-lane comfort cruise.” 

2. Simpsons Tracker

I only managed one Simpsons episode last week: “Moaning Lisa” (S1/E6), but one is better than none!

lisa blue

3. Mellow Gold and Purple

Last week I continued to work my way through Rolling Stone’s top 40 albums of 1994. I listened to Beck’s debut album Mellow Gold and immediately recognized “Loser” but had no idea it was a Beck song. The rest of the album was pretty good too. I’ll have to follow the rest of his discography. I also listened through Purple, Stone Temple Pilots’ second album. I knew some of the songs (“Vaseline,” “Interstate Love Song,” “Big Empty”) from recent listening, but it was nice to hear them in the context of the entire album.


This past Sunday was the two year anniversary of Adam Yauch‘s death. He was the founding member of the Beastie Boys, and more commonly known by his stage name, MCA. Long before I started this project, I recognized the sound of the Beastie Boys. They were one of those bands that was too iconic not to notice, even for those of us in conservative evangelicalism.

5. Upcoming Series on Seattle

This Thursday I will (hopefully) begin a six-part series about my trip to Seattle that details my experiences in the city and 90s-related adventures in narrative form.